Top Ten White People Tweets (January 26, 2020)

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Jan 30, 2020 5:08 PM EST

Yesterday's list if you are wanting more and enjoy these tweets! 

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  • 01
    Text - Abbie @AbbieEvansXO Satan: welcome to hell, I want all of us to be friends here Me: huh, this doesn't seem so bad Satan: so everyone go around in the circle and say a little bit about yourself
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - YNW Migzz @GloccStarrrr ATTENTION 49ers FANS I accidentally bought Super Bowl tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married and they cost me $3,500. If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St Judes church her name is Karen she's 5'2 super nice girl
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I'm at that age where the heated seats in my truck are more about soothing back pain than warming me up.
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - colleen @Coll3enG an embarrassing moment of my life was when i drunkenly asked a guy if i could have aux and a song came on but i'd already forgot i'd asked for aux and i yelled "THIS IS MY FAVORITE BAND YOU LIKE THEM TOO" and he said "this is your phone. i don't know what this shit is"
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Dr Greg @HalfAssedDDs Just a reminder that more people have been married to Kim Kardashian than have been currently diagnosed with the Coronavirus in the United States. 3:38 PM 1/25/20 Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school.
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - Bridger Winegar O @bridger_w The produce section at Target always seems like it was set up last minute to provide temporary sustenance for people displaced by a natural disaster
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - 1984's George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS My coworker just told me instead of coffee she runs a mile in the morning to wake up and not to be dramatic but I think she's a serial killer
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - rob. @robfromonline bank robber: everybody on the ground or i'll shoot teller: oh no customers: oh no guy who does crossfit: [really wanting to talk about crossfit but realizing it's not an appropriate time] oh no
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Jesse Case PARTY EN @jessecase Thave the memory mattress and the gravity blanket. Once l acquire the time pillow and duvet of truth, can do the summoning.
    via Reddit

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